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Published on: 2010-02-23
Released on: 2010-02-23
Original language: English

In this hilarious and ultimately moving memoir, comedians and real-life married couple Annabelle Gurwitch and Jeff Kahn prove that in marriage, all you need is love—and a healthy dose of complaining, codependence, and pinot noir. After thirteen years of being married, Annabelle and Jeff have found “We’re just not that into us.” Instead of giving up, they’ve held their relationship together by ignoring conventional wisdom and fostering a lack of intimacy, by using parenting as a competitive sport, and by dropping out of couples therapy. The he-said/she-said chronicle of their intense but loving marriage includes an unsentimental account of the medical odyssey that their family embarked upon after their infant son was diagnosed with VACTERL, a very rare series of birth defects. Annabelle and Jeff’s unforgivingly raw, uproariously funny story is sure to strike both laughter and terror in the hearts of all couples (not to mention every single man or woman who is contemplating the connubial state). Serving up equal parts sincerity and cynicism, You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up is a laugh-out-loud must-read for everyone who has come to realize that being “in love” can only get you so far. On CohabitationHe says: “Within days of Annabelle’s arrival, I became very aware that she demanded solitude and had the housekeeping habits of a feral animal.”She says: “The guy had some sort of nudity radar. When I would take my clothes off for even a second, Jeff would be in front of me cheering as if he’d scored box seats at Fenway Park.” On SexHe says: “I want to have sex every day, but Annabelle only wants to do it once a week. So we compromise: we have sex once a week.”She says: “Jeff says talking about money before you have sex is a turnoff, but it’s only a turnoff if you’re talking about not having money. Talking about money before you have sex when you have money is actually a turn-on.” On PregnancyHe says: “For God’s sake, all I wanted to do was have sex without a condom for a little while; now we were moments from bringing a new life into the world!”She says: “My ass was expanding so fast it was like a Starbucks franchise. On every corner of my ass there was a new branch of ass opening up.” Business - Slate Magazine Jan. 5 2017 2:57 PM Trump Taps Bear Stearns Economist Who Said Not to Worry About Credit Crisis for Key Treasury Job Jordan Weissmann Stories To Make You Think - Roger Darlington STORIES TO MAKE YOU THINK 75 thoughtful stories motivational tales and pieces of wisdom from around the world Some of the most memorable lessons in life come from ... Jerry Maguire (1996) - Rotten Tomatoes Jerry Maguire is a man who knows the score. As a top agent at Sports Management International Jerry is unquestionably a master of his universe. Exposed Lyrics 1 Lyrics Website in the World! Birthday Jimmy its your birthday Youre watching the years slip away Until the day that you pass away Oh birthday Jimmy its your birthday Your number of ... Eyes Wide Shut (1999) - Rotten Tomatoes For Stanley Kubrick's last film he crafts this unique psychological drama that is worth checking out due to its eccentric story. This would be a work that conflicted ... Slideshows - KLTV.com - Tyler Longview Jacksonville ETX ... They call it "the most wonderful time of the year." But how well do you really know Christmas? Are you familiar with the Yule Lads or the Three Poor Sisters? AOL Radio Stations Free Internet Radio AOL Radio AOL Radio is powered by humans! Great radio is all about unexpected connections--the kind that an algorithm can't predict. Pick any station in any of the 30 genres ... The Princess Bride (1987) - Quotes - IMDb The Princess Bride (1987) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies TV series and more... Lifestyle News Latest Autos Food & Drink Real Estate ... To create a home that best serves you and your family designers need to know your lifestyle how you use your space who uses the space and more. Tomato in the Mirror - TV Tropes The Tomato in the Mirror trope as used in popular culture. Our protagonist is going through a perfectly normal day. Only... something's wrong. The people
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